A complete Blue Screen of Death overhaul from Microsoft! This isn’t your father’s operating system! Happier, friendlier… Downright whimsical! The ASCII block text is finally retired in favor of anti-aliased Segoe. OH GOD! Even the eponymous blue color has been lightened! Desaturated!
With today’s OS competition being the most serious threat to the Windows hegemony there has ever been, the release of Windows 8 was seen as an important milestone. Turning point in the OS wars? Or proof that Windows can keep up with the times and isn’t going anywhere?
With so much on the line, the developers have bent to the will of the modern tech era. This BSOD says “Fine! You want user friendly? You need your technology wrapped in emotion? You value simple English over hexadecimal addresses? HERE’S A HUGE FROWNY FACE. We’re here to win.”
Apparently this BSOD tested well, because it returned for Windows 10.
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Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We’re just collecting some error info, and then we’ll restart for you. (0% complete)
If you’d like to know more, you can search online later for this error: DRIVER_IRQ_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL